Kamis, 28 April 2016

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1. I don’t wake up every day to impress you.

2. The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.
3. God is really creative, I mean... just look at me.

4. When I drink alcohol... Everyone says I'm alcoholic. But... When I drink Fanta.. No one says I'm fantastic.

5. Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need Money :-)

6. Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up2.

7. I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

8. I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

9. When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me.

10. I'm jealous of my parents, i`ll never have a kid as cool as their1s.
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11. Can I take your picture? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.

12. The only reason god made cousins so that parents can compare our marks.
13. When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm.

14. I don’t always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent.

15. The funniest thing in class is when the teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.

16. When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up, it's like having a kidnapper tell you to keep in touch.

17. AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.

18. There's always that one person, who takes a few minutes to get the joke.

19. We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.

20. ETC – End of Thinking Capacity.
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21. I have 2-3 real friends, the rest are just people I socialize with.

22. Marriage is a "workshop", Where husband 'works' and wife 'shops'.

23. I need Six months of vacation, Twice a year.

24. Time is precious, waste it wisely.

25. Life is Short – Chat Fast!

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26. Totally available! Please disturb me!

27. You can never buy Love....But still you have to pay for it.

28. I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.

29. Hey there whatsapp is using me.

30. Not always "Available" Try your Luck...

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31. My "last seen at" was just to check your "last seen at".

32. I'd rather have honest enemies than fake friends.

33. Scratch here ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦ to reveal my status :D

34. I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning.

35. I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too.

36. Sometimes you succeed... and other times you learn.

37. When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it.

38. How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.

39. Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.

40. I love my job only when I'm on vacation

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41. Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.

42. Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.

43. His story is History, My Story is Mystery.

44. Not all men are fools, Some stay bachelor.

45. Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.

46. Save water drink beer.

47. When everything comes your way.. Then you are on the wrong way.

48. 80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.

49. People say, you can't live without love...I think oxygen is more important.

50. I talk to myself because i like dealing with a better class of people.



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51. I am not virgin, My life fucks me everyday.

52. Warning! I know KARATE... And few other oriental words.

53. I am so poor that I can't pay attention in class.

54. I love to walk in fog, Because nobody knows I am smoking.

55. If you can't convince them, Confuse them.

56. When nothing goes right! Go left.

57. If you are gonna be two-faced, Honey at least make one of them pretty!

58. I am always right, Once I thought that I am wrong, But I was wrong.

59. I work for money, for loyalty hire a dog.

60. When I was born... Devil said, "Oh Shit...! Competition".

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61. I am not failed......My success is just postponed.

62. Some people are alive only, because it's illegal to kill them.

63. Mistakes are proof that you are trying.

64. Be a good person, but don't try to prove.

65. Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.

66. Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently.

67. Whenever i think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette to think.

68. I don't have dirty mind, I have Sexy imagination.

69. If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up.

70. Silent people have the loudest minds.

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71. Born to express not to impress.

72. The road to success is always under construction.

73. I will win, not immediately but definitely.

74. Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.

75. Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

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76. The longer the title the less important the job.

77. Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.

78. No, I’m not feeling violent, I’m feeling creative with weapons.

79. Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

80. If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.

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81. The real reason women live longer than men because they don’t have to live with women.

82. Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

83. I may be fat, but you’re ugly – I can lose weight!

84. We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.

85. My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

86. I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.

87. Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.

88. Our generation doesn’t knock on doors. We will call or text to let you know we’re outside.

89. Don’t steal. That’s the government’s job.

90. I am willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing to learn from them.

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91. If you do a job too well, you will get stuck with it.

92. Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?

93. If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

94. I'm not changed it’s just I grew up and you should try too.

95. I never insult people I only tell them what they are.

96. If you think I am BAD than you’re wrong, I'm the worst.

97. The biggest slap to your enemies is your success.

98. I’m sorry my fault. I forgot you’re an Idiot.

99. I always arrive late at office but I make it by leaving early.

100. I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT.

Kamis, 14 April 2016

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  • Sita Maa Ka Dhairya
    Lakshmana Ji Ka Tej Aur
    Bharat Ji Ka Tyaag Hum
    Sabko Jeevan Ki Seekh Deta
    Rahe.Happy Ram Navami 2016 Status In Hindi
  • Jinke Man Me Shri Ram Hai
    Bhagya Me Uske Baikunth
    Dham Hai Unke Charno Me
    Jisne Jivan Vaar Diya
    Sansar Me Uska Kalyan Hai.
    • Let Us Pray Sacred Mantras,
      In The Praise Of Eternal
      Savior: Om Sri Ram Jai Ram
      Jai Jai Ram. Wish You Be
      Accompanied With Auspiciousness
      And Blessings Of Ram Navami.Happy Ram Navami 2016 Status In Hindi
    • Ram Ji Ki Jyoti Se Noor Milta
      Hai Sabke Dilo Ko Shurur
      Milta Hai Jo Bhi Jata Hai Ram
      Ji Ke Dwar Kuch Na Kuch Jarur
      Milta Hai. (Ram Navami Wishes)
    • Speak Ram Mantra Two
      Times Per Day
      Shri Ram
      Jai Ram
      Jai Jai Ram
      Wish You All Friends,
      Happy Rama Navami..Happy Ram Navami 2016 Status In Hindi
    • Bajre Ki Roti, Aam Ka Achar,
      Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo
      Ki Bahar, Chanda Ki Chandni,
      Apano Ka Pyar, Mubarak Ho
      Aapko Ramanavami Ka Tyohar.
      Ram Jinka Naam Hai, Ayodhya
    • Jinka Dhaam Hai, Aise
      Raghunandan Ko, Hamara
      Pranam Hai Aapko Aur Apke
      Parivaar Ko Ram Navami
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Selasa, 12 April 2016

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एक ग्राम जायफल का चूर्ण प्रातः ताजे जल के साथ सेवन करने से कुछ दिनों में ही यौन दुर्बलता दूर होती है।

 दो ग्राम दालचीनी का चूर्ण सुबह-शाम दूध के साथ सेवन करने से वीर्य बढ़ता है और यौन दुर्बलता दूर होती है।

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Teacher: kannadada modala mooki chitra yaavudhu?

Gunda: chitra mookiyaagiddare, adhu kannada anta hege gottaagutte teacher

Sose – Book nodi aduge madatidalu
Atte – Yenamma Chapathi Hit mele “DEVAR GANTE” yake itidiya?
Sose – Book nalli kottidare Hit kalasi 1 GANTE idi anta…..


Teacher: Gunda Ninna Kaili estu berlu ive?
Gunda: “6″ beralu medam..!
Techr:Ninge estu sala helide Chaddi olage Kai Haki Answer Helbeda Antha..!

sardr Bar nalli kulitu altha idda
waiter : yake althidira ?
saedr : 1 hudgina maribeku antha idde,
adre aa hudgi yaru antha nenpige bartha illa adukke:-


Jana nimanna "LOOZ" andre Summaniri,
"KOTHI" andre sittagbedi,
"GUBE" andre coolaagiri,
nivu "SMARTAGIDDIRA" andre -Kapalakke hodiri-.

Tamasegu mithi bedva..

obba huduga maleyalli nenitha idda, aaga ondu hudugi chathri hidkondu hogtha iddlu………….
Hudugi: Banni, yaake nenithidira………..
Huduga: parvagilla…..
Hudugi: Ayyo banni nangenu abhyantra illa……..
Huduga: Parvagilla bidi, naanu haage hogthini…….
Moral:
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Yen Morallu illa !
Figure chennagirlilla aste……………;)


Kappe: Nanna Bavishya Hegide.?
Jothishi: Ondu Sundara Hudugiya Sparsha Vaagalide,
Kappe: Wah. Hawda.? Yelli.? Jothishi: Biology Lab Nalli

Exam Pass adre
Meshtru: Nan Shishya alva,
Amma: Chamundi Krupe,
Appa: Avnu Nan Maga kane.
Friend: ba Maga enne hodiyona.
But Fail adre:
Meshtru: Clasalli Sariyagi kalililla Mundedu,
Amma: Bari Mobile, Film Hucchu,
Appa: Neen Hettha Maga alva,
Friend: ba Maga enne Hodiyona.
That is friendship…

Sardar 1 :
Exam time alli nan maglu TV, phone, computer, Yavdannu muttalla gotta!!!
sardar 2 :
Ayyo..! Aden maha, nan maga Bookke muttalla.


Teacher: kannadada modala mooki chitra yaavudhu?

Gunda: chitra mookiyaagiddare, adhu kannada anta hege gottaagutte teacher


MANASU sumnirvaga Bai mataduthe,
Bai sumnirvaga
KANNU mataduthe. kannu sumnirvaga, HURUDAYA mataduthe. Hurudaya sumnadre,
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'DOCTR' heltare
"I AM SO SORRY"


Johny Johny Poem in HUBLI style.
Le johnya
en appa?
sakri tindienle ninnoun?
illa appa
Khare hel le bosudike
khare appa
bayi tagi le boli magana
Ha ha ha;)


Sardar daily sakkare dabba open madi nodta idda.
Wife: Yakri daily sakkare dabbana open madi nodtira? Sardar: Doctor daily Sugar check madi antha heliddare.


 Son:amma school'nalli tumba hoditaaramma Amma:tumba galaate madtiyeno? Son:illamma sumne malgidru ebbisi hoditaare..


 Kuduka: Ivatu yellitanka
kuditini andre,
munde iro 3 maragalu
6 maravagi kanasbeku.
Bar Manager: Saakbido yappa, alli irodu Onde mara...!:



 Ondu Devastanada AAne sattu hoytu. ellaru AAnena mutti mutti altidru yake?
Yake?
Yake?
Yake?
Yakendre Tabkondu aloke agalla... alwa adikke...!!


 Teacher:
'Kalinga yuddavanu' 3 vakyadalli helu?
Gunda:
'Avaru evarige hodedaru.
Evaru avarige hodedaru.
Baduki ulidavaru manege hodaru


 Eeju barada sardar akasmikavagi Nadige bidbidthane.
 mulugovaaga kaige sikkida 1 Meenannu Dadakke yesedu helthane,.
"Nanantu badukalla neenadru badukiko.".



Seasonal joke of Kudla...

Wife: will you give me a costly gift on my birthday..?

Husband: buthai awa? 20 rupaig 3 ...!
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Line hodiyoke thumba type ede adralli 3 secret type helthene keli

1. Pencil nalli,

2. Pen nalli,

3. DIKKELDA MAJJIDLA APUNDU.:-)
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Train pasangr platform nallida obbanannu kelida.
Idu yav station?
person- thirth jath thula.3 Kasdaya.

Pasanger-oh. hagadre MANGALORE banthu.
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Postman knockd d door. a kid came out wit cigrette in mouth n beer in hand

postman- ammer ijjera.?

kid- yanan thunda gothapujeye ammer ijjer pandh.?
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Pilot to Control Room: I'm 600 Miles from Land,60000 Ft Over SEA with No Fuel Instructions Over.

Kudla Control room: Bokka Ode ammade rayere pothini saila,
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Bodedi; erena mage bari duddu kharchi manpuve olu dengad deendala nadud konod pope....
kandani; e bete olu la devorchi ayana book da ulai deela exam mutta aaye book muttuje.....!

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Onji dikkud car da yelam avond ethund ,ori pande 2 laksha, 2 ne daye 2.5 laksha, 3 ji ne daye 3 laksha ,doorod tuvond ethina ramanne car n tood sompa da pander,e gujeeri car g daye etu rate...?
 sompe,e car d 5 accident atund prati sarila bodedi ye saituduni ....,
ramanne, yanna 4o laksha.....!


 Veera Madakari Style:
Exam andre, bhaya padoke, jeans pant, T shirt hakondu, galli galli tirago kantri, kajji, dabba student ankondreno nanna....
Question paper kododrolage, ansr paper kottu manege bartini........
madhakari........
veera madakari..... Take it easy.... No BP only copy...


 Appa: magane parknalli nin jote edda hudugi yaro?
Gunda: O ada spurti appa. nenne nive helidrala spurti jotegiddre jevanadalli yen bekadaru sadisabahudu antha.



 Producer: film hesru kelidhre students yalla baya padbeku ha thara ondhu title kodi.
Director: 'Today exam' tommorow results'!!!;


HAPPY NEWS...
2013 Kke PRALAYA aagolla....
saakshi...?
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naanu monne thagonda TOMATO SAUSS na expiry date 2014 Ide


'ABCD'alli "B" Ge Tumba Chali Aagute.
Y?
Adu "AC" madhya Ide,
Hage "C" Tumba Kemmute.
Y?
Adu "BD" madhya ide adke.
"AD"ge tumba sheke,
Y?
madhya "BC" ide adke.



 ONAKE OBAVVALA mommagana,
magana,
aliyana,
bavana,
magala,
gandana,
Akkana,
Magana Magane Americada
"OBAMA"
yarigu helbedi!.:-



Narakadalli - Saddam: Pakistan PM ge 1 cal madla?
Yama: madu. Saddam: bill Yeshtaytu? Yama: 00/- Rs. saddam: yake? Yama: Naraka to naraka unlimited free..
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Teacher: Gunda neenu helu nijavaada kannadigaru andre yaaru?
Gunda: yaaru Englishnalli fail aagtharo avre nijavaada kannadigaru
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Gunda: Devre nin nodbeku andre yaav bus hatbeku?                                                                                   .
Devru: Magu nan nodbeku andre neenu yaav bus hatbekagilla , bus nin mele hattidre saaku.


What is love MARRIAGE??
Ello… parichayavagi,
Mathininda snehavagi,
Mobile ninda love aagi,
Police stationalli
marriage aagi,
Baadige maneyalli magu aagi,
Silly vishayakke jagala aagi,
Konege
SUVARNA tv yalli,
IDU KATHE ALLA JEEVANADA ondhu episode aaguvudhe,
LOVE MARRIAGE ;-eegu unte?


omme gunda mattu gopi puratana vastu samgrahalayakke hoguttare. alli egypt mummy annu nodi
gunda: daute illa idakke ishtu bandage suttiddaarendare kachitavaagi idu lorry accident case aagirabeku endu ascharya vyaktapadisida.
gunda: neenu helodu correct kano. accident maadida lorry number BC 1760 antalu barediddare enda.


ramesha : railina toilet nalli nanna rolex watch biddu hoyitu.
snehita: railannu nillisalu chainannu eleyabekittu.
ramesha: aneka sala elede. railu nillalilla. aadare chain eledagalella neeru barta ittu!

patrakartarobbaru rameshanannu prashnisidaru, ''vivaha vichchedanakke bahu mukhya karanavenu?''
adakke ramesha ''maduve'' endu uttarisida.


shaalegala bali 'nidhanavagi chalisi" enba echcharikeya palakaviruttade. ade mahila college bali ee phalaka iruvudilla yake?
kaarana heegide : mahila collegena bali vaahanagalu sahajavagiye nidhaanavagi chalisuttave!


huduga: ishtu sundaravagi iddiyalla en hakkondu snana madtiya?
hudugi: naanu.....baagilu hakkondu snaana madtini


Srdr - yava ooru nimdu ?

Gunda - namda? ille bangalore hatra manglore.
Nimdu ?
Srdr - namdu ille, yelahanka pakka srilanka..


nirdeshaka : neevu 10ne mahadiyinda swimming poolge dhumukabeku.
Hero : aadare nanage eeju baruvudilla ?
nirdeshaka : yochisabedi, adaralli neeru iruvudilla!


ondu dina naarada maharshigalu bulokakke bandu bar nalli kulitu 10 bottle beer kudiyuttiddaru.
waiter : en guru..! hattu bottle beer kudidaru ninage kick hodeyalillave...?
narada maharshigalu : naanu devaru kanappa.. ..
waiter : eega tight adangavane endu allinda ota kittha.....!!!!

maga : appa, nanu gandhiji taraha aagabeku anta iddini...
appa : agappa.. olleyadu...
maga : haagadare, gandhijiyavaru 12 varshakke maduve madikondarante. nanagu maduve madisappa....


kavitegu prabandhakku iruva vyatyaasavannu vivarisi...
uttara : gelatiya bagge matanadidare adu kaviteyaguvudu.
hendatiya bagge matanadidare adu prabandhavaguvudu..!!!!


Teacher:modala ratri gu koneya ratri gu irava vyatyasa enu?
Gunda:Hoovina mele naavu malagidare adu modala Ratri………..
namma mele hoovu malagidare ade Koneya Ratri


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Shiva anta oduttidde collegenalli
Sikkaa patte books ittu bag nalli
Hudugiyobbalu smile kotlu class nalli
Fail aade exam nalli

Shiva anta nintidde footboard nalli
Sikkaapatte hudugiru idru bus nalli
Hudugiyobbalu smile kotlu seat nalli
Jaari bidde road nalli



Shiva anta oduttidde collegenalli
Sikkaapatte hudugiru idru class nalli
obbalu maatra nodi nakkalu kanninalli
Devdas aade life nalli

Jeevanada "kallu-mullina" haadiyalli yaaru nimma joteyaagirtaare?
Tande thaayi?
Illa
Anna, thangi?
Illa
Premi, snehitaru?
Illaa…
bari eradu chappaligalu :-)



Hudugaru devdas agthare yaake..?
Hudugigagi..?
Avala Andakkagi..?
Manasigagi.?
Pritigagi.?
Edyavudakku alla! hudugigoskara madiro SALAKKAGI…!!

maduve time nalli hudigi althale huduga nagthane yake…?
PAPA hudugige ade lost alu hudugage ade
lost nagu adakke…


Sardar-yellinda bandhe?
Dhoni-Jharkand
Sardar-magne..henge bandhe antha kelila..nedkand aadru ba! Jaarkand adru ba!:-yav urinda bandhe helu firstu!!.


Sardar tale jothe bhujakku shampoo haktidda…
Sardar hendti: Ayyo ! Shampoona bhujak haktidira
Sardar- Priye idu samanya shampu alla..
Head & Shoulder

Sardar reads dis in a nwspaper.. “Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump” sardar: he desrvd it, who told him 2 wear gold medal while jumping..

O! Gomateshwara. Nanage olle girl friend sikkidare , e sms oditiruvaranna nin pakka chaddi bicchi one week nilustivappa.


GIRL: yako Loffer! Hag nodta
idiya? Ninage yaru akka-tangiru
ilva?
BOY: irodakke nodtirodu
GIRL: yake?
BOY: nan tangige attige bekante
adke!